Meet Edward McClelland, author of "How To Speak Midwestern" at the Elk Rapids District Library. Did you know that people from Michigan sound like a pirate with a head cold? Or, that Midwesterners excel at the passive-aggressive put down? Or, that a fizzy carbonated drinks is only known as "pop" wherever Faygo was sold? These and other fascinating facts, phrases and regional weirdness will be discussed at this entertaining, free program.